Hey people,how are y’all? I read a post somewhere with this title and though hey, why not do mine (I am not a thief o -_-)….enjoy.
I actually hope you’d read this before you even ask me out. I think I should make our relationship easy before it even begins. I just want to give you a few guidelines so that everything would be just fine.
First of all, I hope you have read my post ‘50 shades of Shughar’. That pretty much summarizes me; at least it tells the basics. Lol. That was about me, this time I want it to be all about you. Sweetheart, hope you like reading o! If you don’t like reading yet, please start trying. You have to read my posts and comment on them; positively or negatively. You have to support me and what I do na.
Sweets, please don’t call me ‘baby’ I already have four important ‘babies’ in my life. The fifth should be my child. Everyone calls everyone baby,b,bae,babe,boo etc. Please, be romantic (yes, I am a romantic). I want to be called something different. It should be something my friends would be jealous of o.lols.
Errrrm, I am going to apologize for something before hand. Thing is, I am not as caring and loving as I used to be. It is not my fault o, a couple of things made me this way. I promise to become more caring and loving, though. I just need you to guide me through that path one more time because, I have lost my way.
I love my mother o, and I am sure you love yours too. I am also sure that our mothers love us too. Dear, please do not let your love for her turn into an addiction. It is not cute when a guy is a “mama’s boy” -_-. Most importantly, please ask your family what tribe you are allowed to love from! I don’t want to love fall in love with you and all of a sudden your family would start saying rubbish. I cannot shout so please, confirm.
Hon, I learnt from past experiences that people need their space sometimes. I am not saying you should be in another state or country o, I am simply saying I don’t have to see u 7/7 days in a week. Abeg, let me miss you small. That does not mean that we should not call and chat all day o. lols. This space of mine also involves other people. My friends now, both boys and girls shouldn’t change because of you. I have also learnt that boyfriends come and go but friends stay forever. I would refer you to read my post ‘just because………………e no mean say’.
The next thing is jealousy! Now, jealousy is cute and all that but please, do not be an extremist!!! I am sure you know most of my friends are guys now so don’t start sulking when they call or when we hang out abeg. You can’t be the only friend I have na…..I would definitely get tired someday. Don’t worry ehn, I’ll make sure I reduce the attention I give to them so that you won’t be uncomfortable. You should also know that I call a lot of people pet names, it doesn’t mean anything o!
Yes! Another very important thing is your relationship with God. I cannot say I’m a strong Christian so please, help me get better. Let us grow in God’s love and salvation together. This would make my mother love you more too. Lol.
My dear, I like talking o….hmm, I can talk for Africa, walai. I am telling you now so that when I start talking, you won’t get tired. Lol. Actually, I’m telling you now so that you won’t keep quiet all the time. I’m actually a good listener so I’d love it if you talked too. I can’t be the one making noise all the time na. Please, don’t be a stiff fellow, life is too short. Play, jump, dance, sing with me even if you are not good at doing them. It just makes everyone lively and happy too.
I cannot think of any other thing I’d want the public to know so the rest I would tell you in camera *wink*. Please, just manage and understand me and we would be just fine. I’m not perfect but I believe I try my best. The most important thing of all is, if you do not plan to stay do not apply. Trial and Error is not something I want to do again at allllll. Also, I don’t want the two letters in the bracket (of the post title) to apply to you.
Thank you for your anticipated co-operation. God bless you.
That’s all folks 😀 Kindly comment, share and most importantly, click on the follow button. Thank u plenty :* :* :*
P.S- Thank you Omokehinde for noticing my plenty abbreviations. I am grateful.